Random Character Quote of the Month

"This is why I don't like clowns... especially when I'm forced to see them perform"

- Darrell Houston

(from The Funhouse 3: What Clowns Are Made Of)

Random Character Quote of the Month

"If I only had a nickle for everytime I heard that... I'd be rich"

Chris (Lil' Red)

(From Lil' Red Riding Hoodie)

Random Character Quote of the Month

"Oh my God... is it anyway possible we can have a Thanksgiving without drama?"

- Johan Davis

(from Thanksgiving With the Clarksons)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"OK... I know it's Halloween, but ya'll need to decide do you want to go to the haunted house or trick or treat? 'Cause I'm not doing both..."

- Richard Dyson
(from The Beginning of Vampire Chronicles [Season 4]
Episode 7: Trick or Treat)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"I'm ugly... the only reason I can be presentable is because of this mask"

- Erik, The Phantom

(from The Phantom of the Opera)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"So... you saved me, because I'm a vampire slayer... and it's my destiny?... That's a lot to take in all at once."

- Rebecca Latters

(from The Beginning of Vampire Chronicles)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"Yeah... unfortunately, me and Darrell get to walk around the carnival, but with these tight bright orange Carnival employee shirts"

- Reggie Johnson

 (from The Funhouse)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"The reason I wanted to have this Thanksgiving get together was because momma and daddy wouldn't like the fact that my siblings and I don't really talk that often. But then I wonder... why am I the one who always brings the family together and break the ice?"

- Danielle Davis

(from Thanksgiving With the Clarksons)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"Your a vampire slayer... whether you want to be one or not... it's your destiny Richard"

- Larq Quentin

(from Richard Dyson and the Vampires)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"And what makes you think I'd want to join your little Slayer group? We just got finished fighting..."

- Ingus Spardon

(from The Beginning of Vampire Chronicles)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"Since when do I need help on a mission? I'v been doing just fine by myself."

- Number 18

(from The Spy They Called 18)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"I have one... what is an ugly checkered suit sucker?"

- March Hare

 (from Alex in Wonderland)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"Hee hee... Kevin... I heard you like to blow on cigarettes... I may have you blow on something else later, sexy boy... Mma ha ha ha ha!"

Freeky the Clown

(from The Funhouse)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"I hate robots... I always have. Especially after what they did to me and my father..." 

- Onyx

(from 2999: The Beginning of the 31st Century)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"Just because you have on the dirty shirt, the gloves, the boots, and the dirty towel in you back pants pocket... that doesn’t make you a mechanic."

- Rava Poral

(from David Poral and the Mirror of Lies)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"Hi... I'm Zec Cloor, do you know you are the cuttest thing I've ever seen at this school?"

- Zec Cloor
(from Richard Dyson and the Vampires)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"OK, I'm blind, don't know what's going on, and I'm about to scream."

- David Poral

(from David Poral and the Switch Meister)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"Yes, careerbuilder.com, monster.com... you name it. I've also applied for every job that you could think of except for a pornstar... which I'm thinking about considering."

- Darell Houston

(from The Funhouse)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"I can't even consider what we did sex... it was boring, weak, and a whole lot of things I don't feel like naming."

- Jennifer

(from The Love Triangle)

Random Character Quotes of the Day

"I died and came back to life... and now dead people are talking to me..."

- Ivan Geralds

(from Down South Medium)